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  I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire 
  planet. My opinions are useless and unfocused.  I am an expert in 
  nothing. I know nothing. I am confused about almost everything. 
  I cannot, as an individual, ever possibly know everything, or even 
  enough to make editorial commentary on the vast vast majority of 
  things that exist in my world.  This is a stupid document; it is 
  meaningless drivel that I do not expect any of the several billion 
  people on my planet to actually read.  People who do read my rambling,
  incoherent dumbfuckery are probably just as confused as I am, if not 
  moreso, as they are looking to my sorry ass for an opinion when they 
  should be outside playing Frisbee with their dog or screwing their 
  life partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner.  Anyone 
  who actually takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves 
  to ingest my fucked up and obviously mistaken opinions on whatever 
  it is that I have written about.

    Signed: Allen 

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