I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire 
planet. My opinions are useless and unfocused.  I am an expert in 
nothing. I know nothing. I am confused about almost everything. 
I cannot, as an individual, ever possibly know everything, or even 
enough to make editorial commentary on the vast vast majority of 
things that exist in my world.  This is a stupid document; it is 
meaningless drivel that I do not expect any of the several billion 
people on my planet to actually read.  People who do read my rambling,
incoherent dumbfuckery are probably just as confused as I am, if not 
moreso, as they are looking to my sorry ass for an opinion when they 
should be outside playing Frisbee with their dog or screwing their 
life partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner.  Anyone 
who actually takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves 
to ingest my fucked up and obviously mistaken opinions on whatever 
it is that I have written about.

Signed: Allen